GoofyPits “Certified Fart Machine” Heavyweight Vintage Tee

Crafted from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a broken-in, faded finish from day one. Features a crisp left-chest logo hit on the front and a massive, conversation-starting graphic on the back. Whether you're hanging out or out on a late-night run, this piece brings the heavy laughs and timeless streetwear structure.

Product Features

• Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a premium, structured drape
• Vintage-style cracked screen print graphic
• Left-chest print and oversized back graphic layout
• Pre-shrunk garment-dyed fabric for a lived-in feel

Care Instructions

• Wash Inside Out: Machine wash cold with like colors to protect the vintage pigment-dye and graphic print (note that colors may bleed slightly on the first wash).
• Gentle Cycle: Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent and avoid bleach or harsh chemical softeners.
• Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the heavy, boxy streetwear fit and protect the screen print.
• Ironing: Turn the shirt inside out and iron on a low setting if needed; never iron directly on the graphic.