GoofyPits “Aggressive Kisser” Heavyweight Vintage Tee

This garment feels like a wink and a warm hug all at once. The dense, pigment-dyed fabric carries a lived-in vintage vibe while the bold back graphic — a goofy, enthusiastic dog bursting through with the line “Aggressive Kisser: Surrender Your Face” — brings a loud, playful energy. It sits heavy and structured on the body, so it won’t cling or lose shape; the reinforced seams and shoulder-to-shoulder tape keep the tee steady after wash and wear. Throw it on for late-night bonfires, rowdy dog-park hangs, or any day when you want your sense of humor on full display. The snug ribbed collar and satin label add small comforts that matter when you wear this shirt a lot. It’s for people who love tactile, vintage-feeling tees and aren’t afraid to make friends fast — and loudly.

Product Features

• 100% USA cotton, 7.5 oz/yd² for a substantial, breathable feel
• Pigment-dyed finish for a retro, worn-in look
• Densely knit fabric ensures clean, crisp screen prints
• 3.5% Lycra ribbing at the collar for a comfortable, resilient fit
• Reinforced seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability

Care Instructions

• Wash Inside Out: Machine wash cold with like colors to protect the vintage pigment-dye and graphic print (note that colors may bleed slightly on the first wash).
• Gentle Cycle: Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent and avoid bleach or harsh chemical softeners.
• Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the heavy, boxy streetwear fit and protect the screen print.
• Ironing: Turn the shirt inside out and iron on a low setting if needed; never iron directly on the graphic.